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Attention men! Never dress like this for a date. |
There’s always that one ‘thing’ – whether it’s his shoes,
hair, jeans or moustache that turns you off, it can completely ruin the date
before it’s even begun.
For me it was his bright RED trousers.
Groomed and preened he stood at the entrance of the station
waiting for me to arrive. As I walked towards him the first thing that caught
my attention was his bright RED trousers. Too late to turn around I greeted him
with a wide smile.
“You look lovely,” he said.
“Thank you,” I replied.
Call me vain and materialistic but I couldn't respond
"so do you” because it would have been a lie. Admittedly he looked great
from the waist up, but a tragedy on the bottom half.
I had met red trouser
guy once before. Good looking, charming and very funny, I was ecstatic when he
asked me on a date. But I didn’t fancy him the second time around. The red trousers
had immediately put me off.
Honestly I consider myself an open-minded and down to earth
person, so a pair of trousers should not have stopped me from fancying him. Cliché
as it sounds; it’s what’s on the inside
that counts, right? Plus the exterior can be changed.
During the date the conversation flowed satisfactorily. The
spark wasn’t there and I knew I wasn’t going to see him again. The trousers
killed the conversation, if you get what I mean?
During the course of our conversation bizarrely he asked:
“What do you think of my outfit, do you like my trousers?”
Was he psychic? Did he notice my eyes wondering to his legs
more often than his face?
Ironically he said: “My sister (who works in fashion) told me not to wear these trousers, but I
like them and wanted to wear them tonight.”
“THEY ARE BLOODY
HIDEOUS! WHY WOULD YOU IGNORE YOUR FASHIONISTA SISTERS ADVICE?” I wanted to
scream.
Unfortunately I’m not a mean person and replied: “It’s very
brave of you to go against your sister’s advice, but they’re nice.”
Sometimes
lying is the only option.
The red trousers had completely put me off. What a bitch?
And In case you’re wondering? Indeed that was the last time
I saw the red trousers.
I know I’m not alone on the subject of dating and that ‘one
thing’. A friend of mine solely looks at guys shoes first before looking at his
face. Has anyone else experienced a date like this? What puts you off? I would
love to know and it would help confirm that I’m not a total cow!